Total Medals Earned: 27,895 (From 3,246 different games.) Total Medal Score: 619,395 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
There's not always a light on the other end.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (220/220 points)
Beat the game... Sorta...
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Amazing.
Easy AF!
Holy crap! I can't believe you did it!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (220/220 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 10.
Beat Level 20.
Have at least 250 coins at once.
Have 50 (max) lives at one time.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
You saved us all... or did you?
Collected all workout vouchers.