Total Medals Earned: 28,298 (From 3,292 different games.) Total Medal Score: 629,085 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (230/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (360/360 points)
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty
Reach the end of the game... Or is it?
Activate all the 20 monitors in the game
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty
Break Lynne's heart
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
There's not always a light on the other end.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (220/220 points)
Beat the game... Sorta...
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Amazing.
Easy AF!
Holy crap! I can't believe you did it!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (220/220 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 10.
Beat Level 20.
Have at least 250 coins at once.
Have 50 (max) lives at one time.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.