Total Medals Earned: 27,885 (From 3,245 different games.) Total Medal Score: 619,020 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Complete any level
Achieve an A+ grade on any track
Hit every arrow in a level
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
Find Julia Gillard
Find Hitler
Find Jesus
Find Wally
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/16 (85/85 points)
Win the game in Easy Difficulty.
Win in Normal Difficulty.
Win in Hard Difficulty.
Conquist North America.
Conquist Center America.
Buy the Golden Base Upgrade.
Buy the Primitive Workers Upgrade.
Buy the Population Upgrade.
Conquist South America.
Conquist Africa.
Conquist Europe.
Conquist Antartica.
Buy and fill the 4 turret slots.
Evolve the Cavemen.
Evolve the Slingshooter.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)
Get a snack
Turn on/off the radio
Checked out the credits
Pooped on the floor
You Win!
Medals Earned: 13/13 (160/160 points)
Finish the tutorial
Finish T-01
Finish T-02
Finish M-01
Finish M-02
Finish M-03
Finish M-04
Lose to the suicide virus
Download PonziPal
Have PonziPal remove ransomware for you
Download ransomware
Download spyware
Get doxxed
Medals Earned: 7/7 (115/115 points)
Savage Commander
Amazing Commander
Believable Commander
Common Commander
Demoted Commander
Failed Commander
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Full disguise level reached
Make old lady faint !
rock`n`roll disguise
Medals Earned: 6/6 (285/285 points)
Obtain Key #1
Obtain Key #2
Obtain Key #3
Obtain Key #4
Obtain Key #5
Beat the boss!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (330/330 points)
start the game
complete the tutorial
finish the game